January 2012
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I guess I shouldn't be surprised this guy at the...
And that it was the more responsible thing to do than running away and joining the circus.
synecdoche:
Here is a question! Let’s say, hypothetically, you are drunk and in your pajamas. Is it more pathetic if you are drunk in the morning OR if you are still wearing pajamas at 10:45PM?
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floydlumpkin:
the-yankeeclassic:
Leo this loss wouldn’t have happened if you had married Kate Winslet.
“Jerry Lewis once said that he didn’t think women were funny, so I’d just like to...”
– Judd Apatow during his acceptance speech at the Critic’s Choice Awards for Bridesmaids as Best Comedy (via rufustfirefly)
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I think the amount of weird fucking shit I see...
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me at school: Ill work on this at home
me at home: Ill work on this at school
alexwatt:
It’s depressing how quickly “Let’s see how many bagels I can eat” turned into “This is how many bagels I’m going to eat.”
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“There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people...”
– Ryan Adams (via amandacelesteee)
